That’s remarkable shade (like what the Irish PM said at the White House about St. Patrick being an immigrant).

What could you possibly mean by that? Berlin is one of the world’s most international, multi-lingual, progressive cities. You elected this moron. You. Not us.

prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church

I think if your blood is too acidic, you’d be dead.

There’s also a photo of her blistered hand, but honestly, it’s a bit much. Click here to see it.

Right?! I’m fat, and I need tailoring to showcase the good parts of my body, not tent shirts, damn it.

...and how did we get suckered into having mom jeans again? HOW?! Has history taught us nothing?

I don’t like deep kissing/French kissing. Yuck.

This is the version I heard first and it’s the one I prefer.

Omg that picture.

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

the state where I live puts the number of abortions a woman has had on her children’s birth certificate.

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

Rudy Giuliani divulged that “when [Trump] first announced it, he said, ‘Muslim ban.’ He called me up. He said, ‘Put a commission together. Show me the right way to do it legally.’”

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

If you lack the strength and dexterity to cut through an avocado skin, I seriously doubt you’re going to be able to open this packaging.

His face is the colour of piss. His hair is the colour of piss. His home is the colour of piss.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

“here is Joseph Fiennes, brother of Ralph, also known as “the hotter one,” as Michael Jackson ...”

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.