I don’t understand the question.

Nah, that’s actually pretty cool. I had a “bar name” all during my wilder youth, and sometimes made up personas to go along with it. I regret nothing. Also, I’m quite positive that Chris Elliott hit on me in a bar one night and convinced me he was the reptile specialist at the NC Museum of Natural Science. Frankly, it…

Haven’t at least two stories in the past month run about actual upskirt-photo-taking/subway groping which ended in members of the NYPD being like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I use this strategy:

Always appropriate:

all us women have the crimson curse until menopause.

The best thing about that video was Cara Delevigne’s facial expressions. Otherwise it was just a collection of her besties walking around in sexy leather outfits.

I like it but I’m really hoping for a full-length-Thriller-sized director’s cut.

Ok, related: coming out as bi is super hard. It's like I either let people assume I'm gay or straight OR I feel like I'm oversharing about my sexuality. Idk man, I just need to get famous so I can clarify these things publicly in interviews.

They act like the teabagging hurt his feeling so bad that it had to be avenged...... talk about over dramatic.

Obviously Mayweather is afraid of strong, independent women that aren’t afraid to share their opinion. I’m a fan of both Michelle Beadle and Rachel Nichols and it would have been nice to hear the firsthand perspective of the fight from both of these women. I really hope that Manny Pacquiao really beats the shit out of…

“While it is Mayweather’s team that is pulling the strings, it’s Showtime that owes the world an explanation. Why have they continued to sanitize their coverage of Mayweather’s history of domestic violence while continuing to unhesitatingly promote other aspects of his outside-the-ring lifestyle? Why did they allow…

“Ban” is a big word ... it’s possible Mayweather doesn’t know what it means.

I think my 6 year old has a crush on Jesse J. Not sure if I’m doing something wrong or something right. Also, I’m terrible because I originally read “Fleshlight”.

If Jezebel can forgive Trevor Noah for his sexist and racist tweets, they can forgive Evans and Renner for what they said

Reunite with Shy Ronnie RiRi!!!