Concur. Will Netflix for the styling alone. On mute. While being an asshole on Jez.

No, it’s Becky.

I’ve said it before, and it’s worth saying again now: There is absolutely nothing that men can do or be — or neglect to do or be — no failing they can have, no emptiness they can embody, that Hollywood will not embrace as heroic.

I need a John Krasinski/Emily Blunt lip-sync off, please. That is one couple who makes my insides very confused.

I need Katherine Schwarzenegger’s comment to be reviewed in Shade Court because I thiiiink that’s shade but I’m not sure. But I’m pretty sure it is.

I always got a good laugh at how pissed people were about black Cinna, who is literally described in the book as not white.

RE Amanda Stenberg: my friend put this on facebook the other day and it legit almost made me cry. She is so wonderful.

My big ol’ crush on Common was given new life by him break dancing in that hideous wig.

Look, I love the show. You know why? Because LL’s reactions to the lip syncs are almost as worthy (if not more) than the actual performances. For real. I blame The Rock’s bouncy lip sync’s to T-Swifty’s Shake It Off for literally causing LL to lose his cool for the first time. And when Common showed up with the wig…

I prefer Anna Kendrick’s stint as a kpop idol:

Krasinski did amazing. But I think Paul Rudd’s Tina Turner is more...Tina Turner. Especially 1:15 and 1:54.

It’s like an old money version of seventeen.

just need to overcome relationship sabotage by his clingy ex in the third act

Probably the same thing I’d do if I ever saw Michael Cera.

I can barely stand regular Vogue. I can’t imagine how insipid Teen Vogue is.

How I imagine the conversation went behind the scenes:

I'm Mexican. I'm not ~offended and outraged~, but it's such a very stupid thing to do to dress up like this and act moronic. Do they have no shame? I mean, for themselves. Most Mexicans won't find it offensive either, by the way. People here are not too sensitive and our sense of humor can be worse sometimes. But…

Next week, we dress up as geisha and make teriyaki chicken! Say konnichi HA* to their antics!