How about “because of costs, Secret Service will no longer protect the man who colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 Presidential election”.
Jay-Z’s The Blueprint came out on 9/11. Everyone should reference that album whenever someone bitches about their career tanking thanks to a national tragedy.
Remember Vitamin C? These two were pretty much on the same rung.
Trump: So how do you do to get that Trump Merit badge, scouts!?
He dies and comes back as Bizarro Swinger Superman.
Space Dad deserves to show up on the big screen!
Can I just say that this is one of my favorite Family Guy Star Wars jokes, but my absolute favorite is the end of the Empire Strikes Back episode:
What is it with the Empire refusing to investigate ships and pods with no life readings? How much extra work would it be? They know that droids exist, they presumably know carbonite/carbon bomb technology exists.
I would’ve loved to see if the roles were reversed, where the waitress is a getaway driver as a side job to her crappy pay and any other actor besides this guy with a face shaped like a foot was her hot, manic-pixie dream boy she has to save from gangsters and such. With Helen Mirren or Viola Davis in the Kevin Spacey…
So, Edgar Wright is remaking Drive? Neat!
The fundamental problem that Danny apparently has with being unbearably naive is that he’s given a load of other traits (he’s rich, he’s good looking, he’s apparently a martial arts master) that make it difficult to relate to him.
He has to go through some sort of loss or struggle to make up for his naivete, but…
And I think there’s something to be said for the fact that if a show or movie is genuinely entertaining, critics and audiences are far more forgiving of the more problematic elements. The white messiah trope is a little more easily overlooked if said character is compelling, the story is sharp, and the surrounding…
13 episodes is wayyy too long. Peggy Carter’d wrapped each of those arcs up in 4, tops:
I agree Mr. President. You wanna join in?
Yeah, no, nobody on that side deserves your sympathy. She made her choices, she deserves all the pain that her husband’s new position is going to cause her. She could have solved the entire thing before the election with a fondue fork while Mango Mussolini slept. That she didn’t means she chooses his side, which makes…
If I have ever felt bad for Melania it is in that she must share a meal with both Mitch McConnell and The Orange Overlord