How about “because of costs, Secret Service will no longer protect the man who colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 Presidential election”.
Jay-Z’s The Blueprint came out on 9/11. Everyone should reference that album whenever someone bitches about their career tanking thanks to a national tragedy.
Remember Vitamin C? These two were pretty much on the same rung.
Trump: So how do you do to get that Trump Merit badge, scouts!?
He dies and comes back as Bizarro Swinger Superman.
I would’ve loved to see if the roles were reversed, where the waitress is a getaway driver as a side job to her crappy pay and any other actor besides this guy with a face shaped like a foot was her hot, manic-pixie dream boy she has to save from gangsters and such. With Helen Mirren or Viola Davis in the Kevin Spacey…
So, Edgar Wright is remaking Drive? Neat!
I agree Mr. President. You wanna join in?
Yeah, no, nobody on that side deserves your sympathy. She made her choices, she deserves all the pain that her husband’s new position is going to cause her. She could have solved the entire thing before the election with a fondue fork while Mango Mussolini slept. That she didn’t means she chooses his side, which makes…
If I have ever felt bad for Melania it is in that she must share a meal with both Mitch McConnell and The Orange Overlord
If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.
HOORAY FOR THE SATANIC TEMPLE!!
Boy, he’s going to be effed when we get a year or so into this and he won’t be able to get by with insulting Hillary or Obama anymore. When it’s just him on stage and no one else around to blame.
fart every time you leave your desk.
So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).
They lost me at “Aurora.” You just know that whichever draft that first appeared in, the following script doctor’s immediate reaction was, “Too obvious” only to be countered by some studio lackey chirping, “Sleeping beauty — brilliant!”