Vivien Leigh could've generated chemistry with a MARBLE STATUE, come on

When I see him in the news or when people talk about him with Katy Perry, my instinct is always to roll my eyes, and then he shows up on some talk show and basically talks circles around the hosts on some topic that no actor would be expected to understand and I'm like, "Dammit, you got me again, Brand."

The saddest Sons of Anarchy fan club ever.

Too bad in GTA V's map, there's nothing to do past half way north.

Were these fake babies at least made in the USA? I mean if not, then I think a deeper investigation is warranted.

From his description it sounds like a movie about a man disguised as a movie about women: the important thing about these women is what they taught HIM.

LOL now I am imaging Brad Pitt to be like Homer Simpson whenever he needs to "think" and puts on his glasses

So let me get this straight, Jennifer Aniston called Angelina Jolie an old leather shoe?

Dear Jen:

As many of you know, I have been searching for a media story to throw myself behind as a Truther. All the good Truther theories have already been taken (9/11 truthers, Obama birth, Stevie Wonder isn't really blind, Cats aren't really stealing dog beds, etc). It's been a long process, filled with extensive research and…

If it was her choice then I can't blame her. I wouldn't want to deal with all the other host's crazy, either.

CANNOT WAIT.

She also dated John Krasinski, so two out of three ain't bad.

He's so snazzy! He wore pink pinstripes to his wedding!

Trying to be a more open person so I'm starting by telling you all about my secret crush on Mark Ronson.

Lupita!! You continue to make so many good choices. KEEP IT UP!!!

I don't know what "This hit / That ice cold / Michelle Pfeiffer / That white gold" means but I sing it in my head approximately 84498727843 times a day.

Sorry an Academy Award winner didn't want to take a photo with a stranger that would inevitably be tweeted as a publicity magnet for your B-List reality show, Kenya.

"too hot, make a dragon wanna retire man" is the best line of any song.