I loved it. I loved that she got to be cold, awful, and just as Patrick Bateman-y as men get to always be AND she got away with it. It was glorious.

i love this honest trailers a lot. so amusing.

um. they're beautiful.

Yep, the professional crush on Amy Poehler we all developed a decade ago shows absolutely no signs of abating.

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

We had people over at our apartment last night. Only 5 friends, plus my husband and myself. We're more of the sink into the couch and watch tv types, reveling in our mutual introversion, and don't usually entertain at our home, so this was a change of pace.

First of all, guess who's gonna run a marathon?!?! This guy.

Fellow children of the 90s, we were raised with Ms. Peters in our Saturday Morning tv cartoons. She was the voice of stray cat Rita on Animaniacs.

Do you ever wish you could actually interview people instead of rehashing someone else's journalism?

In my own personal study that was conducted twice yesterday afternoon because I was home alone and bored, I can categorically assert that it is definitely not pee.

After I saw my first Riff Raff video (he looked pretty much like this) my cousin spent the next 15 minutes explaining to me that yes, he was a 'real' person, and no, that wasn't something the Onion or College Humor created.

Personally, I would have gone to Kings Cross and down it at the fake Platform 9 3/4 spot.

Trains not running, huh? Sounds like the first sign that He Who Must Not Be Named has returned.

I hope for the actual proposal he yelled EXPECTO MATRIMONUM

Don't they know they are actually defending Amanda Bynes' crotch from other women?

I had a very young (17) co-worker a few years ago tell me that since she was on the pill, she and her boyfriends never used condoms. They assumed that they wouldn't catch any STIs because...I have no idea. This was my face when she told me this:

Don't know why. I have never met a dude who has had a problem with condoms and I have met some well-endowed dudes.

This is hilarious and an excellent way of making the point but, even though I know you're kidding, I want to point out that there's no "too big for condoms" but there absolutely is "may be too big for a regular condom to operate at peak effectiveness."

If he were Taylor Swift, the automatic answer would be that the brand is paying him to do it (now that I think of it, Taylor Swift should totally get the Diet Coke and Target logos tatted on her face).