I don't know how anything in 2015 will be better than Maru's face when they first put that hat on.

I got gifs of Maru too!

Here's what I know:

Please draw a penis brain for the class.

Misleading headline is misleading. I expected something more like...

His eyes though.... Still would get pounded by him like the fist of an angry god.

Classic Hambone

i know nothing about being obsessive over the internet.

Just love your kids.

The point is that there exists a double standard where people focus more on black criminals compared to white criminals and Kenya is pointing that out. Why hasn't Judd Appatow criticized Woody Allen? Why do people have no problem talking shit about Chris Brown but say little to nothing about Charlie Sheen? Being a…

Freaks and Geeks was good

He was totally on-point with this Tweet though:

I detest Judd apatows work as mush as he detests cosby.

Meh, I've seen better.

Excuse me but the president doesn´t adopt the boy (adoption sounds too strong for what the bond is), the current president just needs to be the child´s good-mother or good-father. And also the president has to grant the boy a scholarship and a silver medal (I´m not kidding).

Actually, it'd be worse to be a Jehovah's Witness vampire. Imagine, you have a hard enough time convincing people to invite you in... but you're a Jehovah's Witness bearing Watchtowers to boot.

he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?