Don't fuck with Retta OR Donna Meagle.

He has also insulted Gabourey Sidibe, who I consider my BFF (we once attended the same party and danced to the same song, therefore we're half way to bff status, she just doesn't know it yet).

I never feel so old as when these posts come across, haha. That said, I mourn 120 Minutes all the time.

I wanted to be a music video director so bad, but it's a dying art. Nothing beats the Fatboy Slim and UNKLE videos of that time. Michel Gondry and Spike Jonze were geniuses.

Is it bad that I still can't believe TRL is no longer a thing? It just seemed like something tailored made to last a while, what with teens picking what's popular and giving their reasons why. Then came all the reality shows and YouTube and dammit, I'm sounding so old. I'm not!

this is very simple. you just had to be britney and it was perfect. her TRL-era videos are the definition of perfection. toxic alone proves my point.

I loved gURL.com! They also had a web hosting component for a while called gURLpages. I learned how to build webpages there. I never used a template, and it was very empowering to teach myself HTML and Javascript. They had a weekly featured gURLpage, and my page was featured once! I had a blog on my site, and I got…

I remember I bought that book for a friend for her like 12th birthday or something because I thought the cover looked cool. Her mom gave it back to me and told me it was inappropriate (I didn't know what was in the book at all... I just picked it up at Borders) and she didn't want her daughter reading those things. I…

LOOKIT THE WEE SWEATER. Ugh. Pictures like this make me really want kids. Yes I will be that awful parent that dresses my kids in wee cardigans.

"I didn't watch it because this website says it's four minutes long and I am a very busy woman."

"I have no idea what his happening.... maybe I'll spit up on this itchy sweater they're making me wear... why is mom yelling at me when I chew on this fun toy purse?"

Lol @ "turn of the century"

Stoned people love crafting. Trust.

"What if you moved out? What would that be like." Die laughing.

My fun hookup days are long behind me but I'll probably still see it because I find Miles Teller to be ridiculously charming.

I can't stop squealing "look at the baaabiiieeessss!"

Speaking of cat ladies, the boyfriend and I have been fostering two that were stuck under the house. Momma didn't abandon them, she should couldn't get to them. So, I ran into momma today. I have to assume the fact that she's sticking around means there are more kits somewhere. I'll wait until our two are weaned…

I for one shall never forget. Because I have this action figure.