I did the only thing a person can do after a kind of bummer year followed by a string of craptacular world news - NEW PUPPY.

I really don't get the hard on for this dude. He's not the great looking and Meryl Streep suggested he behaved like a spoiled little brat on the set of Osage County. Meryl is a national fucking treasure and if she does not approve, neither do I.

Bless you, Lindy West for all-capping that Two & Half paragraph at the end, because I could barely get through that "hilarious" synopsis without those exact words SCREAMING FROM INSIDE MY BRAIN!!! I hate Chuck Lorre and Ashton Kutcher, but I can't seem to hate Jon Cryer because he looks as if he died inside like two…

I could say so much about what a complete asshat Chuck Lorre is and what a complete pile of shit his shows are but instead I will let this dog convey my feelings.

I'm more impressed than anything with the theme park character costume technology. When I did that it was just a big, sweaty, fur covered bear head. This thing has parts!!!

Can we please have a music video starring Trejo and Christopher Walken? I still haven't quite recovered from the Fatboy Slim video he did years ago.

Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.

Or Stallone's buddy in Cliffhanger. Or Brandi's dad in Mallrats. Michael Rooker is so much more than Merle.

I gotta say, that reveal was f'ing brilliant.

WHO: Kara "Starbuck" Thrace & Sharon "Boomer" Valerri. Battlestar Galactica.

Were there people who reacted negatively to this one? I thought the general reaction was "Fuck Yea, Samuel L. Jackson."

The baddest mother around. I'm not sure anyone could have played him better... okay maybe Bruce Campbell.

Starbuck a woman

I hate to be that person, and trust me her accomplishment is absolutely amazing and worth celebrating, but she didn't complete the course. She completed the second stage of the course in the semi-finals after being one of only three women (I think) to complete the first stage. Total victory and "completing" the…

ALL THE STARS!!!

I imagine Channing Tatum playing tiny cymbals would take offense to this.

It was probably too late for them to pull the announcemnt, or at least would have been made tricky/difficult though, on the nightmare from yesterday, right? And they can't wait for news cause SDCC is coming up next week and I'm sure they've got a ton planned for that.

I think maybe, but also this is a dangerous time to be associating themselves with The View. McCarthy has proved to be a wildly lose canon and just yesterday dropped the ball in a horrendous interview with a little girl who was raped. I would wait until they hired Ann Curry and some others before giving them anything…

Real Talk: This is a move by Disney to show shareholders how synergy affects various properties. Showing a spike in viewership on The View from Marvel fans and online engagement afterwards conclusively demonstrates that paying billions for Marvel benefits the mothership in a wider range of ways other than IP and box…