For real. She needs armor more like what Sif has in Thor 2/SHIELD:

A bit better than this:

"I was reading the comments on The Verge"

What we're missing here is how utterly inattentive the mother was. The glass on the ground from where they broke through the window is in a parking space RIGHT in front of the shop, but behind a brick column. So, these onlookers had time to notice her kids, circle her car, find a hammer, open a window, climb inside,…

Can we just go with "never?" It is NEVER ok to leave children or animals locked in a hot car. COME ON, people. This is Texas. Heat indexes are expected to reach 105 today, you could bake cookies on the windshield of your car. And it's just gonna stay this way until October. We ALL know this. We go through this EVERY…

Warning contains pointlessly melodramatic piano.

Two things, 1) Weird Al is a musical fucking genius and I refuse to acknowledge anyone who disagrees and 2) you made me have to look up a word and I am angry that I learned something today. At least it wasn't math.

Oh for crying out loud- can people please stop acting like straight men liking ass play is weird? It's 2014... about time for pop culture to become a little more open minded.

If you watch any of her films before or even during Twilight, you can see how talented she is. She is especially great in Adventureland.

Yeah but then it does a cute little jig. Totally makes motherhood worth it.

Step 1: Batgirl tv series

Sorry if it came across that way... I really didn't mean it to seem dismissive. I wrote this on a bit of a deadline, but that's no excuse. On the other hand, it's true that I've been reading Constantine's comics for 20 years and did not know until today that he was bisexual in the comics. If it's a defining…

The Hot Bisexual Adventures of John Constantine, Who By The Way Likes 'Em Both, Know What I'm Saying, I Bet You Do, Wink Wink Sailor

This also reminds me of the major fan uproar when Jessica Alba was cast as Sue Storm, and when Idris Elba was cast as Heimdall.

You know this reminds me of when Andrew Garfield wondered about making his Spiderman bisexual. That resulted in a bunch of fans get upset and saying that in canon Peter Parker is straight. Well, here we have a character that in canon is bisexual. And now we are being told that his sexuality isn't that important.

"Bisexuality isn't important to the character of John Constantine"

I have forgiven AHS a lot of sins, in part because I live in New Orleans so I was willing to love whatever NOLA themed season Ryan Murphy gave me (it helped that they shot the "school" at a house a few blocks from my own, and filmed Misty Day's final scene in my SO's classroom) but y'all, this seems like a rip-off of C…

I swear to God, Putin. One more dick pic and we're bombing your ass back to the Stone Age.

Yeah, I hate her.