Dammit. That was beautiful.

This is the funniest thing on Deadspin right now. I just snorted in a very unlady-like fashion. But I’m a dude, so it’s all good.

I was THIS CLOSE to writing a scathing reply about how I spend a few hours a week playing CoD, and how DARE YOU and OH MY GOODNESS YOU RILE ME UP and...dangnabbit. You’re a troll. I found one!

Was thinking the exact same thing. I'm interested in what she would do in a DESERT.

If you agree with her worldview, you're likely with her on many or all of these eight things. If not, well, you're unlikely to see much here you can back.

I just wrote something down on the back of a 20 dollar bill! Perfect!

I just wrote something on the back of a 20 dollar bill! This is perfect!