Im glad they had the decency to use the initial Sonic design.

Let’s send movie Sonic to Jupiter too! he can stay there.

Truck driver failed his dexterity check.

14!
Its a success!
The insurance covers your damage plus tire damage for passenger cars. You just need to front the deductible!
downside of the near fail is that premiums will increase. 

I was not prepared for this many alternate timelines appearing at once.

Roll for your insurance bill.

LOOK AT IT!

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Meh, I’ll stick to me AtGames Flashback HD 2018 model - the one with the SD card slot, and where they shifted the genesis logo BELOW the cart slot. They updated the menu UI to make sense, fixed the wireless controllers, AND licensed the Genesis Plus GX emulation engine. Best audio on a clone system yet, gameplay is…

Looks to me that the truck hit the base of the Hydro pole, stuck, then lifted up and the rear end plopped on the front of the house.

And he just casually strolls towards the scene, hands in pockets. Anyone else would be shooting pics with a smartphone.

I’m just happy to see that Canada-man has his issued mullet properly displayed.

My favorite part is the complete lack of audible surprise from the guy in the camera car... and his subtle 80's hockey mullet. 

I wish they had these in USA 7-11

My local Costco has gas pumps...but no gas. They had them installed over a year ago, but they are prohibited from turning them on, as it were, until a nearby intersection gets overhauled because it’s already got too much traffic and people lining up for cheap gas will make it worse.
On top of that, the owner of several…

I don’t trust anyone that puts cheese whiz on a sandwich.

Whenever I used to get Costco gas, I would pull in line, and shut the engine off.  Why sit there idling for 10 minutes? 

“The attendants are making minimum wage”

Or in the NYC area, unless you want the shit keyed out of your car. 

People just park in the fire lane right in front of the door here