The game is designed to move through the board fast, so the die rolls 2-7.

Replaces the 1?

Man, it’s all screwed up. With traditional dice, opposite sides add up to 7. 2 and 5 are opposite, etc. So, if 7 is on one side here, then 1 should be on the other side. meaning 5 and 3 should be opposites, but they’re clearly not.

May I suggest at least some screening over the exhaust ports?

Maybe Palapatine should schedule a visit, see if he doubles his efforts.

Also comes as a Lambo

Maybe he plays guitar?

The gender neutral term for Latino is Latino. No actual Latino identifies as Latinx. It’s a made up word by non Latinos. Kinda like how people who are not Native American want to change the name of the Washington Redskins, but actual Native Americans could care less.

Finn : But we bought it at the toy store.

IT’S AN ACTION FIGURE!

I kinda buy a shitload of video games I barely find time to play, so yea? I’ve spent more for less many times in my adult life. Let people enjoy things.

If you think of it like the person is spending $600 on an art piece they wish to display, it’s not that crazy, and surprisingly affordable. 

In all fairness his technique does improve over the course of the video.

Fat people tend to be really dexterous. Lots of compensating. After losing all my weight and getting stronger, my reflexes and quickness are insane.

Oh man....This poor guy. Hearing his voice just makes me sad(der). I mean, I’m a nerd, I like swords and knives and sci-fi and and comics and video games and have an encyclopedic knowledge of some of those things, but I guess I got lucky. I could stand to lose a few pounds, but it’s mostly beer weight. But having…

As a Californian...

Because he slices up all the water in the house so he has to drink soda all day.

He’s most effective against water-style jutsu.