It’s incredible to me that even in this hagiographic format they don’t touch on Konami at all. I mean, they still could have told the same superficial “Kojima is God” story while also confronting the very public breakdown between him and his old bosses, and shown him in a positive light. The fact that they avoid even…

I was a fan of Taika’s up until Thor Love & Thunder... at which point, the issues that other people had been whining about became more glaring.

 Dear Leader cannot fail, he can only be failed. 

Not the Killmonger VS Kang fight I was expecting, but okay...

Which looks to be replaced by a car crash, which will likely still be mob related.

What is Dyad doing to the clones, now?

Google Cessna Grand Caravan and check out what the plane actually looks like, and then go post that at the top of your story. Showing a 747 is wildly disingenuous. It’s still a crazy story but it’s a 14 passenger plane. The photo above is of a 400+ passenger plane. Not the same fucking sport.

Yes they can. Turns out regular hexagons are regular hexagons and you can only inscribe the letters “SF” in them in so many ways.

Not just that specific one. There’s tons of similar takes on the theme on Adobe’s stock image site via a “SF hexagon” search. Small sample:

Or, maybe this guy ate something that didn’t agree with him.

I had a Scorpion run up my pants leg and sting me three times. The next evening, my lips were numb. I thought it was pretty funny. A few weeks after that, I saw a special about insect stings that said if you ever experience numb lips after being stung, you should go to the emergency room right away. It retroactively…

Smearing blood on lintel as we speak. 

The same bullshit as Edge and Scrolls.

counterpoint? more like not the point

That’s not a counterpoint, whatsoever. That’s called a tangentially related, at best, opinion.

you miss the WHOLE point. The point is IP law is beyond ridiculous in this country. The game uses a common word for its title, and now acts like it owns that word across every industry and any form of that word, or any word with that word found within it. Its RIDICULOUS.

counter-counterpoint.
The world is always going to be fucked and doomscrolling will be (is?) normal vernacular.

He looks like my high-school chemistry teacher, who I’m pretty sure was also a shitty magician and most definitely hit on barely legal waitresses at Applebees.

He looks like a shitty magician, and the kind of guy that hits on barely legal waitresses at Applebees.

I am surprised that this wasn’t Iron Man 2 it seemed like the right story to tell after the first one, but no they do fracking Whiplash.