invincibleironpants
Iron Man's Pants
invincibleironpants

I was fortunate enough to have a 128K ISDN, which was LIGHTNING back then. One time we all started getting heavy packet loss and high ping rates and I was struggling to figure out why. Turns out one of my friends who only had a 28.8K modem at home decided to “take advantage” of my “high speed” Internet and download a

DOOM!?

Reedpop are aholes. People here are freaked out and they could at least allow people to exchange their tickets for a refund

Someone has been taking the blue pill far too often.

I know some artist that have canceled their appearance at Emerald Con.  Right now they are trying to get refunds on their fee for table space in artist all and booths.  I have a feeling a lot more will cancel in the coming week.  

I’m about 3 miles from where the care home is that has been affected.  All of the stores around us are practically wiped clean of food and supplies.  It’s definitely a little creepy right now.  I wouldn’t be shocked if people start dropping out of ECCC in the next few days.

Dumb dumb dumb

I feel like events like these aren’t really known to be, uh, hygienic, due to tons of people cramming themselves into less than ideal living conditions just to be closer to the con while saving money. I don’t know what precautions are being taken, but people will be packing themselves like sardines in a can

Anybody that goes to that convention deserves a darwin award.

I use a bidet and I can tell you that if I go to 10 on it....it'll blow out my entire sphincter, don't even worry about the chunks. I never take it above 4.

I don’t have one (but I want to get one) but I’ve been to Japan plenty of times and used them there. Generally the bidet gets 90% of the crap and then you just need a final safety wipe which also dries you off. 

You can... but you have to be thorough and unless you drip-dry your underwear is going to be very very wet when you’re done.

Haha haha. My coworker and I had this discussion two days ago. We still can’t figure it out. 

Yes, 100%. I’m a prolific pooper and have never once had to supplement the Toto Washlet with TP.

I’ve got one of these bidet attachments for my regular toilet seat, the Alpha One i think its called. And yes, it can get my undercarriage completely clean 90% of the time, but I still need some TP to dab dry unless I want to sit there and air dry for a bit. Depends on what I’m reading, lol.

My friend would also like to know as well.

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I’ve got a buddy with a Toto and in my experience you definitely have to do some toilet paper prep-work prior to getting entirely clean.

maybe? i dont use tp at all, i just dab dry with a hand towel.

Particularly stubborn bits may have to be wiped, and generally you pat dry with TP after finishing up.