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They will cost 4k, but will be available for 1200 when coupled with an iPad, Apple TV, a three year contract to only use Apple Products in public, put those damn stickers on everything, and speak condescendingly to anyone not using a Mac.

No. No ghosts. If I believed there were, I could never masturbate again.

You're right, of course, but everybody does love money.

Come on, Richter...

Who says it can't be both?

Coupla things, since this actually is my area of expertise, or at least experience. First, playing the bagpipes is really fucking hard. Much harder than a normal woodwind instrument, because the fingerings are so bizarre. That said, they really should have practiced more.

I live here(there). How the FUCK did I not even hear about this?

Sure. Here you go.

That was totally worth it.

"Okay, from now on, I'll call you 'Rock God.'"

This sounds like such a college thing to do, but I still want to do it. Problem is, I have a very curious 6 year old and I can't have a bunch brightly colored bottles of Skittle-Booze® laying around the fridge.

Have a good time.

+1 Fred Wesley

Stay out of this, Oddibe.

That picture.... What is with the One-Eyed Condom Monster?

That's kind of awesome.

She has giant eyes.

New Hampshire?! Isn't that the state of "Live Free or DIe"? The fucking fuck?!