"We can only imagine what the called the Hawkeyes' first round opponent, California."

Turner was last seen spray-painting "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes" on the walls of the statehouse.

Oh shit yes. Especially when I remember this guys as second evil janitor in Scrubs.

A sad loss for the genre. I love his work.

I was thinking 'duck'?

Once you Pop, you couldn't possibly make riding a bike in a circle worth 150 million.

Chris Brown probably means a lot of things he has no idea how to say.

Did Power Girl get her hair done or something?

It's rare that I see my Alma Mater on Deadspin. I feel like I should say something funny. I got nothing.

But I want to believe.

Here is a band that plays all your favorite 8 and 16bit favorites on real instruments. Yes, one of the guys is a friend of mine, but he's an excellent musician. It's worth a listen.

Is that top picture of Catherine the Great?

Just to have the chance to use this on my students. Just for a day.

Yup.

All the great things in life are enhanced by sluttiness. No shaming here.

I love them in all shapes and sizes. All of them.

Ok, it didn't pierce the vest, but I'm sure the internal bleeding from the impact is going to be a lot of fun. There are any number of reasons that this is complete lunacy.

I always wondered if there was something that caused "Testical Enlargement"?

The percussion sounds are coming from the solenoids moving back and forth. *Pling* clickaclickaclick *Pling* clickaclickaclick *Pling* clickaclickaclick.

"This has been Daniel Tosh for Trojan, and thanks for watching."