I gotcha covered, at least for Europe. I did a little write-up after a trip in 2015.

Why does the timer on the gif say 34 seconds?

I am SO GODDAMN OUTRAGED that I basically agree with most of this and don’t have a chance to write a sarcastic spittle-flecked list of all my problems with it.

When the kids were very little we read to them a lot and it was a really enjoyable experience and it helped develop a love of reading in them that still exists in them as busy 15 and 17 year olds. When they were old enough to read on their own and just devouring books we kept reading to them for a while as our bedtime…

I mean, he probably won’t notice that the VEHICLE STOP LAMPS aren’t working, so....I guess he won’t complain?

I did this to my neighbor’s car and he got all pissy about it. 

The incorrect “they’re” above will haunt me forever.

It's an understandable misreading (and one I was confused about too) since Trump recently said the GOP will have their own new health plan but won't unveil it until after the 2020 election.

It’s just like the ACA replacement! Wait ‘til after the election! It’ll be great!

Agreed, this is the perfect time for Jeep to come to the rescue; one Jeep Gladiator with its highest-in-class tow rating should be enough to trailer the Postal Jeep to the MOAB, where David can beat it to its final death.  Swallow your pride, and ask for help, David; your brothers need you.

What you really need to do is reach out to FCA for a loaner of their new jeep pickup. Load all the parts of your postal Jeep in the bed and drive them to MOAB for a proper burial.

If in doubt, flat out

My twins were in NICU for 2 months and 3 months respectively. Our hospital didn’t have cuddlers in NICU but they did in the step down unit. I signed the waiver allowing cuddlers but my girls never needed them since I was off work in order to stay there 24/7. 

I’ll wear what I like, thanks.

Please tell me that is a font I can download.

I ain’t never needed nothin like grammerly, why instill a browser adding when you could of just payed attention in school when you’re teachers tried to learn you it. Good riddins!

Your friend was right. 

Thought it was a modded Ford GT actually.. and far as your comment.. “..it’s  hot..” well, let’s see what happens, shall we?

I suspect the AG will almost immediately proclaim the report a wash and confirm “no collusion”, which Trump will then bray throughout the 2020 election and beyond.

Odd for them to do, though. I'm used to minimum interstate highway speeds to be 40mph, so why was it worth the officer's effort to speed you up? Or are minimums different in CA?