Love this, but can I get one in SUV form? Maybe as a new Ford Excursion?

lol. I was going to say "Don't use landmines" but you beat me to it.

Buwhahahaha! That's the greatest comment ever! Yeah, I know reviews are crazy. A couple of friends have it, and seem to like it, though I don't think they're as hardcore about racers as, well, anyone that's going to post on this article.

No! It's something I have to do. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.

Shit...shots fired, man. God damn....

The difference is when it finally launches, it won't have awful menus, terrible AI and difficulty levels, garbage sound effects, half the cars won't be reused from 2 games past, and they may actually look at what the rest of the world has done in the past 10 years when considering features.

They got that GTS:

F22 pilot with the first air kill will be a highly desired title.

I was going to say this must be what Hell looks like.

Psst, he *is* a car buying service.

Yes, they lost the FKL war in H982

I hate that ad with the burning heat of a thousand suns.

This is exactly how I picture the AI drivers in Gran Turismo.

I think you may have offended the nation of Argentina. They seem to take dick based jokes on a rather personal level.

Hi Kia. I know one of your employees is reading this. I also am a big Kia fan, and would like to have a K900. Would you give me one of my own?

Sadly their firearm selection has gotten really small over the years and is staffed by only one part-time employee. ANNND baggage from West Africa (and Dallas?!) has gotten super cheap for some reason. *sniffle*

THE TRIFORCE IS SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!

My exact thoughts, but the wing is much larger.

Because the photogs have a conscious. If we have a high security prototype vehicle in our control, and a picture ends up on the internet, it's very likely we would lose our job.