I haven’t laughed out loud like that in quite some time. Thanks for that.

I know this comment is about a month late, but don’t you dare badmouth Mario is Missing!

From the article, she was super excited and said it was “like meeting Walt Disney at Disneyland”... I don’t even know what to say to that.

Brutal.

Nope! Just someone who often let’s their imagination run wherever the wind takes it - but I do like French bread... ;)

Good question! Maybe we can hide out in one of these “cozy” bunkers?

Your collective suicide idea is the perfect set up for an apocalyptic thriller.

Did his research take into account the number of people who would correctly implement emergency duck-and-cover protocol?

I’d take this Cosmo instead, thank you very much:

I’m inclined to agree with you on principle.

I remember my older cousin had a Gran Turismo 2 save file with a ton of cash.

IIRC, installs are not necessary (possible?) since it is reading from the cartridge - which presumably is as fast as the internal memory.

I recently mentioned to my mother-in-law how hideously ugly the current-gen Prius is. When I showed her the picture she said she likes it a lot and could see nothing wrong with it (even though EVERYTHING is wrong with it). I showed it to her from every angle but it was a futile endeavor.

I already know what you were going to write so sit down.

Not a silly question at all!

So... what’s in the”trunk” if not an engine?

I’m onto you Fahey!

Have enough time, money, patience, and skill to restore and/or upgrade the ‘65 Chevy Malibu SS (baby blue with a white hard top) that my wife inherited but we’re not in a position to bring over right now.

One thing I did notice was that he was prompted for an update when going for the eShop.

Blinker fluid is included with a subscription to Jalopnik Gold. I know we’re not really supposed to talk about it but you seem like a nice person. If you shoot me your credit card information I can hook you up for a good price. Don’t worry if you’re short on cash, I could also have my Nigerian prince friend send you a…