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The 2DS is exactly what I’m thinking of!

Did you notice how he clicked on something and it.... worked? Like, with hardly any wait... it just... my mind is blown by this witchcraft.

Same thing that happened to the Game Boy line when the DS was released as a “third-pillar”?

Super Fast!

Word on the street is that Kellyanne Conway’s been unfollowed by @POTUS and @realDonaldTrump over the last couple of hours.

Some would-be lover even gave it flowers!

Did you see Breitbart’s exceptionally awkward “exclusive interview”?

Guess not.

30 minutes?! Poor Russians, can’t even get a sandwich delivered quickly to them!

If this is the same person - I’ve met this guy during Disney California Adventure’s Halloween events and can vouch that he’s pretty much spot on, including Jack Sparrow’s mannerisms.

Listen, I didn’t have much time to look for a more appropriate image and so....

Come on, people. We can’t possibly expect people at their level, and with their complicated assets and interests, to have to go through all of these checks. The burden on them would be ridiculous!

Pfft. Novice.

Does my Jalopnik Gold membership include all the features of Jalopnik Plus?

Don’t forget that chemtrails distort the lasers, thereby nullifying your results.

Isn’t it obvious? The reason NASA has such specific landing and approach regulations is because at that distance the mirrors are still at the correct angle to create the illusion that the rover is on the surface. Duh!

My biggest gripe with Plex (which I too switched too a few years back) is subtitle offsets - I can’t for the life of me figure out how to change them! I think I should be able to... somehow.

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They’d have had an easier time if they had had a Skoda Yeti... and some ice cream!

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Wonder what they’ll do to the person who posted this video....