You know what they say:

Yawn... let me know when we get Croc 3.

Whipped this together quickly, just for you!

Stick some stuffed animals in there for good measure! Heck, make the whole thing out of stuffed animals if you have enough...

What are you? Some kind of monster?

I don’t think he was making the argument you think he was trying to make, judging by his “oh god that physically hurt my brain to type” comment at the end.

“I don’t believe I’m the intended recipient of this message.”

I suppose we now know the answer to what exactly the US Air Force meant by “increased need for national security” in their recent push to acquire Groom Mine [reference]...

If ever there was a cause worthy of world collaboration, it would be creating a universal sarcasm font.

That would have been an easy sell to the American public back when Coca-Cola was still using real cane sugar (and we got the crappy HFCS version, with no “nostalgic editions”).

I’m just going to assume that reading the name “Donald Trump” (which in all fairness was the fourth word in my comment) sends you into such a state of understandable rage and blind fury that my sarcasm didn’t come across. Can’t blame you, really! I just hope you made it this far to read my comment.

Sure, sure - but what’s your opinion on walls?! That’s what the American population wants to hear!

Which is why Donald Trump is going to make a great wall. On that wall will be a big, beautiful door - but not too big, just big enough for a beautiful-sized legal to come through and small enough for big companies to not fit.

Hey Rob, you may not be aware of this so I’ll give you a pass - but Linda McMahon ran for senate in CT twice and lost.

I wonder if they could have put the 3DS’ infrared port to good use by making a fiber-optic cable that overlapped it and thereby transmitted the signal to the second 3DS instead.

It’s a primer for the FFVII Nintendo NX reveal. Just you wait.

You won’t, it’s sold out already.

The chat feed over at the twitch.tv page is nearly as hectic as watching Twitch Plays Pokemon.

EDIT: Looks like you updated the post while I was finishing up my comment, so you’re good. For the sake of internet posterity though I’ll leave this here.

So if one were to go to a VW dealership and note the VINs of affected TDi vehicles... or better yet, peruse the used car ads for said cars... hmm.