Hamilton took pole in qualifying, but I think it’s safe to say he scrubbed his launch at the very start of the race, with Vettel passing into pole position so quickly I expected pixelated sunglasses and “Deal With It” to drop down out of nowhere.

Worked for Wilt (who in his defense, was only depressed - not drunk):

Funny, I was just about to Google search to see if any news had come up about the status of Project Cars on Wii U. Too bad it’s the news I feared (though expected).

When I read #4 - I thought I had finally broken through into one of these hallowed Jalopnik lists... but you gave it to someone else!

That brings up an interesting thought - setting up Mr. Iwata’s 3DS in the Nintendo World Museum. People can come in and tag him as a tribute to his legacy.

Associates with Crazy Rebels?

Weight reduction!

Exactly! It’s like the extra buttons that you find on the inside of dress shirts. They’re there for you, just in case.

Shaking the car after you’re “done” jacking it up is very important. The last time I jacked up the car and removed all four wheels off I shook the crud out of it and my wife freaked out. I told her that if it’s going to fall because of instability it’s better it does it now with me not under the car - than with me…

My biggest issue is keeping track of bolts and where they go. I should know better but that doesn’t mean I don’t occasionally find myself wondering where the heck that “bonus bolt” came from...

Moral of the story - don’t take showers, and grandpa was a tough sob.

Very, very simply - you can download it from the Fire TV Stick itself (in the appstore). Or, have it “sent” to the device (much you would on Google Play) by using Amazon’s Online App Store:

Very, very simply - you can download it from the Fire TV Stick itself (in the appstore). Or, have it “sent” to the…

There’s your problem right there, they put the surfboard on the wrong side. How’s it ever going to surf like that?!

My goodness, that music takes me back to my R4: Ridge Racer Type 4 days...

One major flaw with using a simulator to learn to drive stick:

From Wikipedia (emphasis mine):

You can probably even find a handful of beater stick shift cars for less than $500 that will do a good enough job. Plus, you’ll have to learn on a finicky clutch and worn synchros - so when you finally do get yourself a newer car with a manual trans you’ll be amazed at just how much smoother it feels!

Something to consider if you are looking to purchase this:

Something to consider if you are looking to purchase this:

Whereas in America, the most difficult question they ask you when you’re trying to get a driver’s license is: Do you want to be an organ donor?