I just PM'ed you about that bridge.

Not just you - he's pretty happy.

I'll tell you what, I appreciated your joke. (even though it's factually incorrect)

Darnit! You're right. I broke my sarcasm meter this morning and it's out getting fixed.

Click on the link in the first sentence to see his "history" with Jeff. It's awesome.

Umbrella sales would have been through the roof!

NOS button.

Subtle, but very good.

You can't tell me what to do! You don't even know me! You don't know what I've been through.

The prints are still fresh..... the condiments bar must be nearby.

Did your moTher's aunt m@ke thousands of dollar$ working from home just searching g0ooGle by visiting n0tä$c@m.com?!

I wasn't particularly scared when going over this bridge once... should I have been? COULD I HAVE DIED?!?!

If you have an upgrade available on your line with unlimited data, you can transfer said upgrade to one of your other lines and then use it there. The contract for the unlimited line will be extended for 2 years but the data will remain unchanged. Don't try to do it through the store though because they'll say it…

It's a small Nissan Cube-like hybrid with electric motors powering all four wheels. It uses a small engine (mounted in the center) to charge the batteries which are along the bottom of the car in a "skateboard". No grill and near pillar-less roof for wide field of view. Range is expected to be around 200 miles and…

Hah! You're spot on - it's pretty much Netflix.

You don't happen to have another data line on your account that is not unlimited, do you?

You say "cops" and "police" and I think that guy who gives out speeding tickets in my neighborhood.

Oftentimes I get them trying to get me to switch to their "Share Everything" plan. I simply ask them to provide me a plan that covers my average data usage at or below $30 that I'm paying for Unlimited Data.

Funny. Status messages never seem to deter my coworkers or clients from interrupting me when I'm busy on a project. Also, wearing headphones just seems to make them talk louder.

Putting my money on special Club Nintendo Amiibo come this February. Also putting my money on me finding out a day late and several hours past it's sellout period.