You missed one viable option:

I love football, but Lord knows I laughed for hours thinking about this:

At first I was like, "Oh crap, how am I going to watch two games at once?!"... then I remembered it was Spain playing and promptly tuned into the Netherlands/Chile match.

It was pretty bad, even shaking his head to say "no" to the sub caused him to lose his balance. I'm surprised they let him play on.

I'd say Pokemon Snap U, but you're already making that... right?!

Note to England's commentators: sport commentary is not a job to be "speechless" in.

And that's the news!

You outdid yourself with the hands. Truly.

You'd better come over here and clean up all this coffee I just spit out thanks to you!

Ultimate Street Truck Challenge?!

And there was a really great breadth of cars in the event: pristine vintage Firebirds and Camaros, heavily upgraded 911s, one amazing Starion with an LS crate motor, and things like a '57 Chevy wagon with a totally custom chassis and a front-mid-mounted LS3 making around 500-600 HP.

Prescient?

Gran Turismo taught me the concept of shifting, then when I was 13 I got into my uncles 1987 Honda Civic that was rattle-can painted baby blue and drove it around the block.

Yeah, the 118 I did on city streets kind of unintentionally.

Fastest I've ever driven a car?

Ford Raptor Roadster confirmed?!

What's awesome about the Wii U GamePad, is that it provides a secondary screen where instance-specific tutorials or instructions can be given if need be.

Classic:

Hi there.

Mystery solved!