Also also, let’s keep in mind that this was a cyclist that exposed the illegally covered up plate. It was 99% likely on the forefront of his mind that the asshole that does this to escape some speeding and red light tickets is exactly the kind of asshole that will hit a cyclist and drive away speeding because they…

Yep. One might say Jack knew exactly what was going to happen when Elmo became Twitter’s boss.

In more ways than one. Apartheid Elmo was gonna fight the Twitter acquisition tooth and nail, and drag it out as long as possible legally, until the discovery phase came up during the trial.  Can’t imagine what kind of texts or files were about to drop that Elmo quickly shoved $44 billion into the faces of Twitter’s…

Scrap it and take the $500,000 in scrap value now. Auction them off and they may end up back in the hands of the same oligarch after they steal an additional $200 million from the Russian people. That’s not hurting them, they’re just passing on the costs of doing business to someone else. Western nations didn’t seize…

Best Female Video is a runner-up category to Best Overall Video.

Hi - physician here, and I can tell you that the divorce rate for physicians is very high, for the exact reasons why Tom Brady is facing divorce, if not for the same situation. Even if the doctor is saving lives, landing on TV, earning tons of money, and winning awards - at the end of the day, the profession has the…

Cult. The word you’re looking for is cult. Kanye is trying his hardest to form a cult, and he’ll probably succeed.  

Is that really true? Malcolm Nance signed up to fight for Ukraine and ended up serving a ~3 month tour before leaving.   Maybe he got special treatment too, as a well-known reporter.

Wow. A whopping 21 soldiers (no time-stamp, of course) out of hundreds of thousands currently fighting in Ukraine. I’m sure there’s less war criminals on the Vatnik side, for sure.

It’s not surprising at all. Kanye carries GRUDGES.

Wong was talking about this to the parole board.  After Kamar Taj got smashed by Wanda, he realized as Sorcerer Supreme that having just sorcerers as a resource wasn’t enough to defend Earth against up and coming threats (obviously). So like everyone else, with 3/6ths of the OG Avengers dead or gone, he’s decided to…

Hi, as a medical doctor and a hospitalist who has treated thousands of patients with cardiac arrest, myocarditis, and Covid-19, I have a simple analysis of your medical knowledge.

“Mehmet Oz is a carpetbagger who sold snake oil treatments for profit and tortured hundreds of puppies for his research.”

I don’t know about you, but I read about incels making the threat of throwing acid on people’s (mostly women’s) faces all the time. Spraying coeds with orange juice with a Super Soaker sounds like a practice run.

Drug dealers are clearly Democrats, because no good baby Jesus-fearing, family values Republican would use or sell drugs. Drug dealers are afraid that strong, manly Republicans will crack down and eliminate drugs in a Holy War against impure things, since that worked so well in the ‘80s. Since everyone knows just…

Inferring from Elon Musk’s statements, a “neo-marxist” is likely anyone that looks like a capitalist, talks like a capitalist, invests like a capitalist, buys up consumer goods like a capitalist, but has the audacity to suggest that maybe the wealthy in America should pay more taxes to help shore up the social safety…

The truth is, people understand intuitively it’s a lot easier and faster to just skip to the part with the “special attachments” and ignore the “cybersex” part. 

Well yeah. It’s the problem with every corporation that’s run by a cult of personality. In this case, Suckerberg has weighed in with the holy gospel of Meta that the Metaverse is gonna be the next big thing. In reality, there are likely many, many competent managers at Facebook that have instantly understood that the…

Yes. Many of them are covering their eyes and ears going “la la LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU” while a member of a death cult, but they are, and as a medical doctor, I can say 100% it is accurate.

One can be an online cheat and still kick the ass of a flustered Grandmaster that clearly made a series of unforced errors playing his game.  This doesn’t have to be an either/or situation.