Oh, you mean the Arrival trailer BWOMMPP?

But GM? They kept up this misery for five years! This seems like such a basic bad design decision, so contemptuous of the customer, and I just can’t imagine modern GM or really any other carmaker trying to get away with shit like this.

1) Why send teams after $200 m when Martin explicitly says Tanaka doesn’t care about the $200 m?

It’s another stupid mystery box that Zach Snyder shoehorned into the movie, that goes absolutely nowhere and makes no sense.

Also, let’s talk Maria, because she deserves her own separate post. She’s a kickass, veteran zombie killer that’s the nominal second in command. She’s Brad Pitt to George Clooney. She’s the trusted confidante, the sister-in-arms that fought through hell to get out of Vegas with Scott. And she... gets killed like a…

And Lilly! And Ludwig!

*Other WTF moments before I got bored*

*SPOILERS*

Sooooo much of Army of the Dead can be summed up as, “Plus, it was done better in [better movie X] anyway.”

“The doublecrossing took me a bit out of it. Not that it was there, but that they were done in a way that someone could’ve just warned everyone else?”

That’s some stupid shit that JJ Abrams would say. “Look, they’re all stranded on this deserted island. And you know what? A polar bear shows up!  Doesn’t that blow your mind?  A polar bear!  What’s happening there?  Who knows!  It’s fresh though! Who would have thought of bringing a polar bear to a deserted island!”

I’m assuming this isn’t spoilered, since anyone can watch it.

Well, either it works out for J-Lo, or Ben serves his purpose as putting A-Rod in his place and out to pasture. “See this? This is what you’re missing!”

Black Lives Matter is inherently disruptive in American schools, because 250 years of education from the White supremacist perspective is directly in opposition to it. It says a lot that

I do want to temper any excitement over this anecdotal study with the obvious: there are hundreds of thousands of Alzheimer’s patients every year that get an almost obligatory CT of the head / brain when they come into the hospital inevitably for altered mental status.

Not only hunters, but anyone “overlanding” is likely into a shit-ton of North Face, Patagonia, and Columbia, which all feature a lot of... wait for it... green with bright color (a lot of orange) trim.

“We’re more Rule 34 than we are Error 404.”

They’re schools for White people and White aspiring people to get their children away from Black kids. In the South, they started as “religious” charter schools after forced desegregation to make sure their kids didn’t have to actually sit down at the same table as a Black kid. When the concept spread beyond the Bible…

I don’t know how you made going “balls deep in the peanut butter” sound so amazing and embarrassing at the same time, but here’s a star!

This is the “Avengers 1" stage of suit design for Captain America, Sam Wilson.  Next movie is probably going to go “Winter Soldier” for his suit.