What do you mean? African or European blue whale?

Imagine the amount of slo-mo pearls bouncing you could get in those shots.

Remember when we all said we couldn’t fix one bad thing, because other bad things are happening? Oh, yeah...that never happened.

For the Nintendo Switch, I’ve had a quick and easy fix for Joy-Con drift. It’s WD-40 electrical contact cleaner (not the regular WD-40, which will damage your controller). Clean the Joy-Con thumb stick ball, and it will reduce the jitter to where drift shouldn’t be happening anymore.

“Genuine antipathy” means nothing. “I didn’t mean it,” and “I wasn’t maliciously being a discriminatory asshole, I just have deep-seated beliefs” are the excuses of bigoted cowards.

Ivanka and Jared are right there.  

Yeah, I was about to post this. The “no romances” rule strikes me as the dorm room equivalent of “no alcohol on the premises”. Some assholes threw a kegger where 3 students went to the hospital with alcohol poisoning, so now no one can have a beer on campus.

“However, I would argue the fallacy is that in 2021 there is some vast group of people within the conservative political movement who would still be openly against LGBTQ equal rights.”

All the calls for “unity” have been from Republicans who don’t mean “unity”, they mean “please agree with me that what we did for the last 4 years was OK, and there shouldn’t be any consequences for being gigantic, embezzling fuckstains that have been responsible for 400,000+ American deaths, and let’s move on”. …

Just a few possible caveats:

Did Sparky accidentally kill himself, or did Agnes pick a very sneaky way to poison Sparky?

<sciencenerd>Vibranium redirects incoming force as well as absorbing it. Therefore, noise.</sciencenerd>

There’s nothing liberal or neo-liberal about rich people fucking over the poor to make a buck.  Welcome to unbridled capitalism, or just capitalism, period.

Half of Robinhood accounts by yesterday morning had some GameStop stock purchased. There are 13 million Robinhood accounts. There were probably several other hedge funds throwing in significant donations, but don’t discount the day traders tossing in $100 - $10,000 investments into GameStop.

We don’t. I keep having to explain this, but this is a public Reddit forum. This is the equivalent of a random guy standing out in the public square with a megaphone shouting, “Hey, Melvin Capital and Citron Research are hedge fund morons and placed more bets than there are shares existing on GameStop failing. Let’s…

You’re being sarcastic, but that’s exactly how the US stock market has worked.

I love the idiots feigning mock outrage at the Redditors, “because this somehow hurts the common man”, or because GameStop is a garbage company. Fuck that. This is the story of fucking over the “smartest guys in the room”, the Wall Street hedge fund managers, period.

“Eh, an alternate take is that the stock market is the system we have in place for labour to aquire the means of production. Short of overthrowing capitalism, it’s at least getting easier and cheaper for normal people to access.”

“Cannon fodder” has been a valid battlefield tactic since human beings have been fighting.

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