Some things don’t need explaining, and are better left to other media (like the books and comics).

“It’s too late to appear on the ballot for... Indiana, Maine, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, and Texas, per Ballotpedia”

While the Purge has some useful societal metaphors, an all-night orgy of bloody violence would never happen. Panic rooms during a Purge night would be useless, because every single house in suburbia was a panic room. If there actually was a Purge night, with everyone bunkering in their houses, the most common crime…

Just to be technical here:

Brian, I had drift in 3 of my Joy-Con controllers. All fixed in less than 10 minutes with this: a $7 can of WD-40 Electrical Contact Cleaner. (not the regular WD-40, I hear it will eat the rubber.)

Quick fix: get a $7 can of WD-40 Electrical Contact Cleaner. (not the regular WD-40, I hear it will eat the rubber.)

That’s the whole point of the Quiverfull movement, right?

This is America, Tim Scott knows the true capital crime is calling a white person “racist”. Tim Scott knows that a “good one” can maybe convince 5% of the not out-and-proud racists to alter their actions, but call a white person “racist” and you’ll have lost them forever.

A hallmark of Republican belief is that even if most of <insert disliked minority group> is lazy, stupid, uneducated, violent, criminal, or greedy, there are always the individual “good ones” that they form relations with that buck the imaginary trend, so to speak.

...wait, what’s wrong with left-handers??

Wearing non-N95 masks is more effective than we believed.

“There’s something really satisfying about seeing rich people getting nervous.”

Which is too bad; imagine if Patty Jenkins had reworked Thor: The Dark World in her image the way Taika Waititi molded Thor: Ragnarok into his.

Well, since it’s June 1st, 2020, it’s a good time to revisit some recent galaxy brain predictions by Elon Musk.

I mean, Kenneth Walker is still alive and kicking.  There are minor miracles.

In any state with a Stand Your Ground law, any of those protesters could have pulled out a gun and shot those police drivers dead and been exonerated for it.

These idiots like to fantasize about situations where they get to kill people and get away with it, like their “Make My Day” fantasies about carrying a gun, or “in a situation where a flash mob of rioters surrounds my car I’m running them all over” jerkoff comments that are popping up all over Jalopnik.

When Lincoln gets off its ass.

Camrys are sex workers?? Finally, I understand this post.