“Nation that hasn’t won jack since 1966 1945 1918 1812 wonders what it’s like”

Dat Body Roll

It’s strange isn’t it, when Paul Manafort leaks internal polling data to the Russians to help coordinate their help, it’s no big deal, it’s just polling data, how much harm or use could some numbers possibly be?

What did Iran do to deserve Tom Cotton?

Life imitating art.

Well, it’s like the “silver lining” of Trump embezzling taxpayer money golfing at his resorts... at least he’s out golfing and not actively making the country worse during that time.

To be honest, Coco looked like a bad Guillermo del Toro / Book of Life ripoff back when the first trailers hit. I’m willing to give the studio the benefit of the doubt that it’ll iron out the execution.

More like he was instructed by various Russian oligarchs that he should shut up and take his medicine, or else they may have him and his family over for tea.

As far as I know Tramadol doesn’t come in injections. I think you mean Toradol, a similarly and confusingly named strong antiinflammatory pain medication which does come commonly in injections. Toradol is often used by professional athletes as well for their pains.

Looks like Ariana Grande.

“Those losers?? Please. Sheep! Sheep with low self-worth who settle for the barrel scrapings. That’s not me, OK? I’m not livestock! If she isn’t 17-29 with a thigh gap and long, blonde hair, why would I even bother?”

I’m sure they were thinking “we’ll get a chance with the counterprogramming to all the action movies”, but that’s just not how summers work anymore.

Having seen the movie today with my two kids and my girlfriend, I can say with confidence that Aladdin is nowhere near as bad as Ignatiy is reviewing it as. Go see it yourself and judge for yourself. All 4 of us really, really liked it. On the Marvel movie Quality Scale, it’s solidly an Ant-Man / Ant-Man and the Wasp.…

I totally agree. Went into the movie kind of expecting a cringing kind of mediocre. Instead I enjoyed the hell out of it and would watch it again. The only thing I truly hated was Will Smith half-singing Arabian Nights. Like, dude. Go all in on making it your own, or sing it straight and well.

Ten bucks says “Asbestos Peter” is a Russian online troll stirring up ethnic and racial violence, a task which he’s obviously succeeding in with willing idiots like the Brewers.

So what you’re saying is, Trump lost his Vietnam War?

Thanks, Kevin. We appreciate and value your input here at Deadspin.

Off topic, but every picture of Kanye standing close to Kim makes me chuckle, because it looks like they’re advertising for the sequel to the movie Long Shot.

So as to the winners and losers of the game of thrones...

Apparently, they created the Marvel multiverse. Or was it always there?