Women in videogames are characters in a videogame, and thus come with no expectation of agency whatsoever, unless you’re implying that the singularity has arrived.

Thank you.

Women in videogames have no choice, because they’re fictional characters that have as much agency as their writers/creators/the script gives them.

I ended up lucking out. I headed to shark bait as soon as the update launched, no one was there so I talked to Merrick, did the journal, and left just as a small army of ships began arriving.

It seems like a cool little fight. After it’s done the Meg will become an enemy that roams around and hunts. Then after two weeks of the Meg event the weekly stuff will start, the first weekly event will be the Skeleton thrones where you have to try and get to weird places to do... something with these thrones. Then…

My first instinct was to say how unnecessary this was. Then I thought about it while reading and came to the conclusion that this doesn’t affect me at all so why not. Seems cool if you’ll use it.

Check out the Three Musketeers by the same director. Legitimately great steampunk shlock, light-hearted heroic period fantasy. He is a capable director working on budget movies with sometimes crap script.

I had an awesome experience like this with a Legend. I spawned into a two man crew at the tavern. Seeing no one around, I wandered out of the tavern down to the docks to see if my matey was already in the game. I came upon a fully decked out ship with customizations I’d never seen before. Bright green sails, a glowing…

ah, the dreaded slippery slope!!!!

You hear that, Link? Time to grow up and take responsibility for the world around you.

This was a great TAY and I mentioned in the comments that one of the suggestions I’d made and something I think would really add to the content of the game is a roaming, randomly surfacing/submerging, giant sea turtle with an island on its back.

For real though, look at this golden nonsense. I want it.