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InvadingDuck | Zachary D Long
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You (the underwater soccer jock) is in the middle of getting his socc on when Godzilla shows up and attacks spawning little Godzillas. as your getting the fuck outta dodge, your old man’s homie shows up and tosses you a sword and tells you to fight alluding it will lead to your old man. you fight you get swallowed and

Year of the Dog is a slice-of-life game about owning a Shiba Inu in San Francisco, and it looks wonderful.

I don’t think anyone will be rushing to get rattatas after this. Don’t worry.

I wish almost every “mature rated” game had something silly like this. I had my five year old walk in unexpectedly on me while playing Fallout 4 and I had just pulled off a nice headshot which was being replayed in slow motion. She was VERY upset by this and it ended up giving her nightmares. Crap. 

You forget that TF2 has plennnnnty of cheesy bullshit as well. The only difference is that Overwatch has more variety in their flavours of bullshit.

someday

Some of the graphics in the background remind me of Mega Man Legends. This pleases me.

After showing up to their base for the quest line and seeing them murder a follower right outside in front of me, I decided I was better off without them. Plus I had Old Longfellow with and he didn’t like them so we attacked them and left no survivors. Found out later I missed out on some legendaries only given by the

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

Having played it, it doesn’t feel like the Metroid name was just slapped on it. It actually feels like a cool side adventure in a bigger universe and makes me wish we had more of these, just as I’d like there to be more main Metroid games, too. They do a good job not just of using Samus as a supporting character but

The distance gap required for you to die from your own ultimate with Tracer, Junkrat and Pharah and D.Va is much smaller. A Junkrat will not use his ultimate in a position where he could die from it, a Tracer should still have her rewind or blink to get away, and a Pharah should not be using her ultimatein a location

Holy shit... have you ever actually played D.Va?

“It takes the fun out of it”

When developers say things like this, I kind of think they’re idiots. YOUR definition of “fun” is not a universal definition of “fun”.

Can I please get a sequel to Mystery Room?