I don’t really know what any of that means, but I’m at least kinda happy Kotaku is covering Apex again.

I don’t know, man. The best part of that movie was watching Rathalos absolutely demolish the U.S. Army.

I mean, it's cool and all, but what's with first time consoles always forgetting that people have to use their hands to operate them?

Film has come a long way since I almost got run over by that train.

“we will solve this. When we do, I promise you it won’t be because hackers ‘made us aware’ by ruining a holiday. They achieved nothing of value.”

I kind of wish I was older when I lived abroad because I would have been able to appreciate other countries’ health care systems. Like, I had to work part-time jobs for most of my adult life until fairly recently and I probably wouldn’t be alive if not for ACA and (relatively speaking) generous state Medicare…

As someone who lived off of the GBA as a kid, the direct was a feast. New 2-D Metroid (Fusion best Metroid), Wario Ware coming back, and then ADVANCED FREAK’N WARS??? It was a good day.

I feel like this is going to be an underappreciated announcement. The Wario Ware games are wonderful and I’m surprised more devs don’t follow the microgame formula.

Well... they at least said “Elder Scrolls 6" at one point.

It’d be cool if I could go back to 2009 and somehow give all the money Avatar made to Dragonball Evolution so we would keep getting random cash-ins on that franchise. It wouldn’t make this world better, but it’d be more hilarious.

But it's the highest grossing film of all time! There's GOT to be more money to milk out of it!

My “This game is not political” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Part of the charm too is that it’s a series for all ages. They’re the types of games you can play as a young kid or a 40 year old. Superficial “adult” aesthetics is kind of the last thing I want I’m my DQ games. Like, I hope I’m wrong and this is an overblown response to a logo and a quick interview, but this is…

Yeah, I’m a casual player and I really dropped off playing the game after role queue. I don’t have a main and would just kind of play whatever I felt in the moment (or what the team needed). To play Overwatch now you got to sit down and actually plan how you want to have fun or take your role like an assignment, which…

I feel the same way about most games, especially the “multiple choice, mostly one path, no wrong answers” games that were all the rage back then. Why should I go back and replay all the Telltale games? I made my choices and I'm fine living with them.

I feel like this whole trial is like that time I tried to teach my grandparents how to send an email, except there’s someone else there too trying to get my grandparents to swear off email forever.

I feel like if Activision ran a restaurant they'd pack hundreds of cooks in one kitchen so they can cram as many eggs as possible into a single basket.

Titanfall 2 broke it’s highest concurrent player count this weekend, in part because of the heavier focus on Titanfall lore this season for Apex, so I’m sure Respawn and EA are taking note.

Arenas seems like a fun distraction, but I’m not sold on it. I like the BR mode because I’m not the best shot, but you can still do well supporting your team or by choosing smart fights. Arenas will probably be better suited for those twitchy players who like to drop in the hottest zones and then yell at you for not…