Pantyliners. Always brand pantyliners are the shit.

One of the only things i actually hate about men is that they always have a little pee stains at the front of their undies. Doing laundry for a dude really grossed me out after a while.

Those precocious deaths are terribly adorable in how they seem so grown up before their time - and so mature for their age! Unlike precipitous deaths , which happen so suddenly.

Yeah, my statement is a little hyperbolic, but isn't everyone sick and tired of shitty people doing shitty things?

As the mother of a 13 year old, but still only 30, it is terribly old of me to say I am weirded out by 18 year old porn stars! My son's gal pals are 14. It really creeps me out to know that in just 4 years they could be sucking d's for money on camera for the pleasure of men everywhere. Sigh. I'm no prude, but…

I do not flush tampons but I am also confused about what magical piece of plastic people are talking about. The wrapper will fit the applicator in it, but there is no way in hell it will fit a used tampon.

I've never felt luckier to have cats

Pardon my French but how the piss do you fit a used tampon back in the plastic?! They've expanded significantly and are all floppy and... Well I don't really want to spend any amount of time trying to negotiate that, logistically speaking.

Can we also put an end to hovering and peeing all over the fucking toilet seat in public ladies rooms? There is nothing worse than walking into a public restroom to find someone else's piss all over the damn seat. You cannot get fucking herpes or AIDS or whatever it is you're afraid of from plopping your ass on the…

First of all, screw you - I did the best I could at the time. This was a TA in my department, a very small department, and I was overwhelmed and scared. While I admire this young woman's courage, just because I was incapable of doing the same at the time does not mean that I in anyway hold any responsibility. That is…

Do a little research on what happens when you report, and most likely you will stop saying awful shit like that to rape survivors. Or else you're just an awful person. That does seem like a possibility.

Wow. Because people with emotional trauma always think in such terms?

Wow, you're an asshole.

I don't wear makeup, but that's because I'm really hyped on this new trend called "getting a lot of sleep and waking up as late as i can get away with before i have to get ready for work."

Is commenting/opining on a blog any less narcissistic than taking a selfie?

Yep, major difference between the selfies of the survivors and the selfies of the gaping assholes on the highway choosing someone's suicide attempt as background.

DEMON FOODMONSTER VAGINA. THAT IS ALL I SEE.

Everybody hates this couple...except for me; I am indifferent - because it's not my place to tell parents how to raise their kids. I probably wouldn't have taken a sick kid on a trip like that, but my mom definitely would have, so go figure. I feel bad for parents today what with everyone's opinion on how to be a…

Yeah, I'm glad I'm a dude and also don't like having many friends.

Yes, if you are the kind of friend who believes that you should never have to inconvenience yourself in order to make someone you love happy, then I suppose that would seem like a legitimate reason.