As long as retrograde assholes roam this earth, there shall exist a fantasy of an exotic locale in which otherwise average-to-undesirable men can use their social and economic capital to dazzle otherwise uninterested women into bed. It goes without saying, but holding onto a delusion that one's accumulated wealth…

When I turned 28 I became an incorporeal psychic field. Are you saying that's not normal?

Who could stand to be around drunk college kids for a week?

I'm pretty sure that's what Dante described in the third level of hell.

Dodai, you guys should reach out to his wife Rose, to whom he's been married to for almost 15 years and with whom he has three children, including - wait for it - twins.

To be fair, can't that argument be leveled against anyone who refrains from anything for moral reasons?

^^^THIS is why I dislike vegetarians. First off, a life without bacon is no real life at all. Second, the self-righteousness. It tastes even worse than tofu.

Miley Cyrus is just so, so gross. Does anyone else get a full-body "ick" from looking at her? *shudder*

Frankly, I prefer sitcoms with laugh tracks and can't stand that they're being pushed out for non-laugh-track-having shows. (Yep, I'm an old fogie who prefers to watch the Antenna TV classics over this sad crop of sitcoms).

He basically told the story so that his kids would know their mom wasn't the love of his life. That's some messed up shit.

It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

If people serving food are so brilliant why aren't they splitting atoms or something?

There is no amount of money on the planet that would make me ok with debasing myself for someone's entertainment. This is just incredibly wrong and disgusting.

Just stopped by to reiterate my distaste for Adam Levine.

Dear American Apparel,

In that case I usually hear: "Date me. I am worthy of your time and affection."

Hah. As if their store didn't already make me question the existence of God when I enter the store and see that it seems to be in a contest with Jo-Ann Fabrics to see which store can best embody sadness and self-loathing.

"so our employees may have time for family and worship"

Bravo, you're an asshole!

Replace what you said about Christianity with any other group of people and realize you sound idiotic. You simply cannot judge an entire group by the actions of some loud dummies. Not all Christians hate LGBT people, not all Muslims are terrorists, and not everyone who rejects religion is smarter than everyone else.

There is nothing worse than morning people who do not understand those of us who are not morning people.