A fourteen year old has to hang out with her two dads during a costume party.

I know, right! Now people are asking when I’m going to come out with the new ones each year.

I had Neil Gaiman not only respond to some posters I made for All Hallows Read but he wanted to host them on the official site. He’s always encouraging and retweeting them. I still pass out when I think about it.

What duck? Millennium hand and shrimp.

Not mine, but I made a Cthulhu pair for friends of mine that were getting married.

Men are just hardwired to be better at birthing babies than women. It’s science.

Loose cannons, all of them!

I've got diamond nails too. I have to soak them in water before clipping them otherwise it's impossible to get through. I've ranked nail clippers on strength and had some that refused to do the job even on wet nails.

Thanks!

Introverts Unite, but not together. Maybe in the same room, if we don’t have to talk.

Thanks! I want to run around in the grass celebrating then I remember it’s still raining and filling with mosquito larva.

Thanks so much! Hope you like it and it tickles something. That’s the latest option in Kindle feather I think.

I’m exhausted after a week of finishing author interviews and panicking over my book release. A few months back I sent out review requests, then it hits me, “Oh crap, that means I’ll actually get reviews.” So far it’s been a pretty good reception but that other shoe always dangles on the periphery.

Oh there were tons of neggings just to make me self conscious about anything to make her feel better. Body size, hair, teeth size, singing ability. You name it, she’d pick it to death.

I suspect in time that will be my sister. She’s been claiming she has cancer on and off for years. Luckily, she never fully commits and is too vain to ever shave her hair off. But she’s been making shit up for attention as long as I can remember. My parents never believed me, even now my Mom will still fall for it.…

TAMMY!

Ocelot prints look like cat foot prints only bigger and more awesome!

His name should be Buyer's Remorse!

For whatever crazy enzyme reason chipotle is the worse. I figure in a few years if I just go into a Chipotle I'll fall down dead. Then I'll be stuck working the McDonalds in hell or something.

It's been getting worse too, stupid dramatic immune system. I so look forward to the day when someone hides peppers in food to prove I'm wrong.