I have a pepper allergy. Like the kind that put me in the hospital because I thought I was having a heart attack or stroke one. It popped up out of nowhere, but whenever I tell people I get the eyeroll and the assumption I can't take the heat.

In college, my best friend got this idea to sand down and polish up a nut for her boyfriend to make a ring. She wanted it engraved. Every low end jewelry store in the mall refused to talk to her, wouldn't give her the time of day. So she visits a local high end one and not only do they engrave it, they give her a box…

This has been another frog fact.

I swear, that man must live in a recording studio and have some deal with Satan that if there is a wolverine anywhere he will voice it.

I did the sneaky getting a bridesmaid dress in white approach. I was not exctied about the wedding dress shopping and lucked out as I found one early on, so I could humor my mother, trying on frouffy things I'd never where while my friends looked for dresses of their own. I was so laid back about it a few places…

While watching the 70's movie of Jesus Christ Superstar I gave my friend so much crap for being hot for Jesus, but I was honestly way more attracted to Judas. Don't go trusting me when 30 pieces of silver are involved.

Common sense, facts, and gamergaters don't really go hand in hand.

Not sure if you've seen this Actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism tumblr. Hilarious. Yeah, I was around day one when this shit hit. It was always about slut shaming a woman. That's your high class roots, gg-ers.

It's like pennies to make someone happy. I think I can handle that.

I'm huge into Halloween. My avatar is a halloween prop. And I don't care where a kid comes from, if they're 8 or 18, even if they have a costume or not, if you came out, you can have some candy. The whole deal was to bribe people to keep them from vandalizing your stuff anyway. If a teenager is willing to forgo the…

This is my squirt and her first time with a pumpkin. She's bigger now, but still gnaws off the stems.

Say what you want about the grizzled old guy, he does a mean load of laundry.

That whole bit about finding a treasure map tattooed on a skull/breaking into prison was a big plot point in Yellow Beard. Probably not a good sign when your serious pirate movie is using the same ideas a spoof movie did.

Are they getting louder or dumber?

OUTRAGEOUS!

My parents dogs had a litter that all died. They took the mother to vet three times, each time the vet refused to induce. When they finally did most were dead, and we almost lost the mother. Only one puppy wasn't green and dead, though she was rejected by the mom and didn't last the night. Birth, whether in dogs or…

That's hilarious seeing as how The Three Musketeers was written by a black guy.

When you see people using a computer in shows/movies they're typing "rhubarb" over and over.

My husband once saved over my level 12 Oblivion character. It's one of the greatest challenges our marriage has ever faced.

Women aren't allowed to think they're beautiful because it's like a car knowing it's expensive. Totally ruins the great deal.