That’s not what they’re asking for in even a remote sense.

Jemaine. No ‘r’. Sorry.

Man, those vast landscapes really make me wish TUG had played out.

That’s how you break a record, weird, fake mustache wearing douchebag I can’t remember the name of.

And why.. do they live together?

I only take the elevator when I know I’ve got a fart in the hopper, because people are the worst.

Good brother.

I’ll concede to that.

2 oz. is a shit ton of jelly beans.

OK, I’ll bite. What buzzfeed list are you citing for your claim?

My wife loves the buttered popcorn jelly bean, which I find absolutely disgusting. Black licorice for life.

I agree with this entirely.

Luke was the only thing good about the movie. It was an attempt to “Waititi” a Star Wars film that was an absolute misfire that threw the remainder of the trilogy off the rails.

Mazel tov.

Nice watermark.

In my experience, Chic-Fil-A is also a ferocious laxative. So, you know, not great for road trips.

Eh. McDonald’s is dog shit on a bun and always has been. Those “deflated” photos of their burgers are what their food actually looks like, so it’s not like Wendy’s isn’t telling the truth.

You’re a gentleman (possibly) and a scholar. Thanks.

Didn’t listen, but does it have that “circus theme”? I don’t think I’ve ever known its proper name.

That sounds utterly fantastic.