So, this guy was a douche to people at Trendy. So much so that they reached out to the media to get attention brought to it. He left Trendy because he couldn’t get away from the aftermath, but now that he’s worked on a game that’s gotten a lot of positive feedback, he’s a victim of too restrictive guidelines that he…

Don’t forget Ben Affleck. He also sucks.

Here, have a star.

I sincerely appreciate this concise review. It sums up exactly what I expected of this movie and keeps me from having to even consider going to see it. Thank you.

I think that Taskmaster figure is the best of the lot.

That’s pretty damn great.

Probably not the biggest surprise in the last couple of years. The most disappointing part of this, for me, is that all of that new art will go down the tubes.

Stars for everyone.

Damn shame, but I guess not all that surprising. “Fable” titles have strayed so far from the original idea and Lionhead is a shell of what it once was.

Yuck. Steam Greenlight is a toxic environment and it could use some serious attention. When the collective motto for nearly an entire community becomes “REFUND!” there’s a fundamental problem there.

WoW! The art still looks like crap.

Did anyone mention that Koala also carry chlamydia? A strain of chlamydia capable of being transmitted to humans, no less.

Maybe one of these toy sets will make me think more of this movie. It would have to be a pretty impressive set, though.

“Protect 30 ATM machines”

The original A Boy and His Blob was one of my favorite NES games of all time.

Nightmare fuel.

Can we be married?

You’re not so much an asshole as you are someone who aspires to be one. I think that just makes you a troll. A very sad, sad troll.

“You’ll have to join a party for the dungeons and bosses, sure,” and therein lies my biggest issue.

Can we give Batman a rest? Please?