The other thing I worry about: One day you are going to die and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it and nothing and no one that you care about will survive. Everything that actually matters to you is meaningless because everything that exists is meaningless. You are a blip in infinite darkness.

So, here’s a crazy idea: when a kid reaches a certain amount of lunch debt, a social worker or school administrator reaches out to the kid’s family to try to find out why: is the kid going to school with lunch money every day and getting it taken on the way to school? Are they just spending it on chips in the morning?…

41. My cats are fat; I’m going to be a bad parent.

Merry Xmas!

I haven’t seen my cat in 20 minutes. Macduff?? Macduff? Why isn’t he coming when I call???? What if he ran outside when I took the garbage out? Macduff??!! Did he get hit by a car? Omg what if a coyote comes down from the hills and snatches him? (opens door to look. Closes door) wait but what if when I opened the door…

When did we get the weird hand prints on the house?

wow these people are freaks

The cops still came to the house to check on Isabella and found her freaking out. “She was hysterical crying, she was panicking,”

I see a huge difference between letting your ex take the embryos to have more kids and donating them to an infertile who you will never see again. Presumably he will maintain a relationship with his twin boys. How awkward would it be to pick up the kids for dad’s weekend and see your other biological kids hanging out…

If they own them jointly and he says no, that should be the end of it. What’s even going though your mind to try and force your ex to have more kids with you?

This guy is as mentally competent as any other cold-blooded killer. He was handed a combination of fear, hate, blame, and the means to turn it all into violence.

Five years.

Situations like this always make me wonder...what if someone reeeeeeeally had to go to the bathroom?

remember CONTEXT:
Chill for a POPE is like party animal for a MONK.

ie: It’s going to be a total stupid drag by real world standards.

Is it weird that I feel like this is okay? Like, it should be taught as part of language classes and middle school classes and to everyone everywhere.

It also helps that she is just so damn good in the film. Daisy Ridley pulls off the typical Star Wars angsty struggle with the Force without coming off as whiny, something never accomplished in the prequels.

It’s like, she’s already beautiful, but being intelligent makes her even more beautiful. That picture just shows something else in her eyes that would not be there if she was just some vapid model. There is nothing less interesting than a beautiful person, and nothing else. And most of these girls are very…

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.