To what does she attribute her pre-aneurism abrasiveness?

IS THIS A PERSON OR A WAX FIGURE I AM CONFUSED AND A LITTLE AFRAID

Yes it is! And we can buy out of medical shops starting in October. Come on, Jia! Recognize our superior voting abilities here.

It me.

Because Oregon has medical but not recreational legality, the person with the best job in the world would also have to be “medically qualified

Your existence is gross. Go away.

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…

I slept with a guy who shaved his dick once. Just once. His stubble chafed my vagina, so I figured that pretty much wrecks any chance of the condom working.

When we first started dating, I had to ask my now husband to stop shaving his pubes because the stubble burned my good stuff like crazy when I was on top. He said he started doing it like a decade before at the behest of some ex-girlfriend or another and just kept doing it after they broke up ‘cause he got into the…

Ugh. Jesus. Dude, take what you can get. It’s all good.

:(. My genitals have sympathy pain.

I’m lazy and disinclined toward shaving any of my body hair, so I let it go full 70’s-key-party bush style. I will maybe clean up around the edges if I’m going to be in a swimsuit, but aside from that, I let it be how it’s meant to be.

The worst sex I've ever had was after he shaved and there was stubble. My poor chafed clit.

I trim mine, but that’s because I am pretty hairy and I want some color on the nude beach.

So I know everyone can do whatever they desire, but I really don’t enjoy when the mens shave it all off. It alarms the fuck out of me.

I’m 5 years older than my boyfriend and some of his friends are 5 years younger than him. That means nightly texts at 11pm that “everyone” is meeting at some shitty EDM bar and we totally have to come out!!1! No. NO. No no no no. It’s 11pm on a weeknight. I have to work in the morning. Go away, children.

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.

Um, just FYI pretty sure most people tend to think of cooking nice meals for themselves to be a sign of maturity, and eating cold leftovers as something feral teenagers do.

Oh, add me to the too old for the mall list!

Indoor malls but especially Hot Topic; Outdoor festivals where $20 worth of tickets buys me one turkey leg and a small lemonade; not returning high-end makeup that doesn’t do exactly what it claims to do; apologizing for unshorn legs; internet dates.