Self-indulgent, indeed. He didn’t even thank Taylor Swift!

“Wow, this game doesn’t particularly interest me. Better go let everyone know!”

nah

ah, I didn’t realize that—that’s an, uh, interesting solution they came up with there

Look at that light in his eyes! He’s too excited to even think straight! Should he spend it on arcade games, or penny candy? Arcade games, or penny candy?!?! Choices!!!

Yes this should raise concerns. If your main selling point is ‘wow portable’ but it turns out it runs only for 30 minutes or so then it’s kind of a dud.

Oh for fucks sake who gives a shit? Excuse me if I can’t be bothered with how the supermodels of the 90s weep for what (may or may not have) happened to their “craft.”

Bullshit.

How did Trump Jr. ever wind up with Lwaxana Troi?

Weird, and I try so hard.

Why don’t you take a moment to think about this callous and irrelevant remark?

That’s only because “Indie Dev on Greenlight delivers on what they promised” isn’t a news story.

I’m guessing the interior of such gowns looks like the architecture of a gothic church, complete with flying buttresses.

I hate to “actually” you, but the correct terminology is “football rink.”

Oddly, if you owned the old versions via Steam, then the remasters are free... so paying nothing means I should expect nothing?

I can look at the menu and just look at the ingredients and be like, This will end up being amazing.

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WHO are these PEOPLE

That was in the description.