“her “apartment rug.”

Can you do a write up about “How to get your Partner to talk about his/her day?” My boyfriend comes back from a day of work (he does computer developing) and I’ll say ‘how was your day? Anything interesting?” him: ‘it was good. Hmmm, no not really.’ Pff whatever. Gimme deets!

Oh man...this guy is the grossest. He is the worst thing about the hit E! TV reality series that is KuwtK.

THIS WEDDING WAS HAUNTED

I think we got ourselves a Wedding Ghost®

Uh oh.

What about the Tim Cook/ Bono E.T. finger touch at the Apple Music reveal? When I saw it I burst into flames of embarrassment for them.

Do these people even have any education in human sexuality? Christ. I don’t even live in the states but this shit is so fucked up. I just don’t understand how people can be so ignorant against their own species.

Oh man. I was the guy in Wildstar beta who was like “don’t worry guys, bugs will be taken care of at launch.” Yeah no. That game wasted my vacation because the bugs were never ending. It could have been great but it had more bug than content.

You get the demon hunter a week before the game goes live.

“There are Heidi’s Maximand Rolling Stone covers, but there are also covers from Us Weekly and Life & Style. DESTROYED BY FAME and HEIDI’S NEW SURGERY DISASTER, the cover lines read.”

Completely agree. Even with Calgary’s svelte 5% tax, $80 for a simple multiplayer game with Star Wars icing is just wayyy too much. I say this while in my Star Wars pajamas too. :(

These colors would rock on Tatooine. I’m not even kidding. Total moisture farmer chic.

Man, karma a gonna be suchhhh a bitch to this guy. Can’t wait. /popcorn

I have this pre-ordered from Humble Store and I bought a poster off their site recently. I am so, so pumped! The art style alone is enough to play it.

Table of white dude clones..

I just took out his Extream Worlds book yesterday to reference...holy crap. Truly the loss of a great talent :(

When I was 7 I went to visit my aunt in Rochester, New York (I’m Canadian) and we went into this grocery store to get Popsicles (freezees in Canada). I had to poop soooo bad. But, and still to this day, I can’t use public washrooms. The thought of someone hearing me wiz or poop scares me. Anywho. I was in the magazine…

I laughed SO HARD that I got light headed. You have to win this.

You win!!