In their TV commercial for the phone the screen turns black and white while the person fumbles with their phone using abnormally large gestures. They shake their head and look sideways at the camera.

Carfax on the $15888 Benz:

It’s because we are poor and can’t afford home decor. Also plants are nice and when you kill them by accident no one asks questions.

Seriously, wtf is it with TS hate? She’s freaking 28 years old, she’s coming into herself as a person. And yeah, she’s channelling a different aspect of her personality. May I remind everyone that at her age Beyonce introduced Sasha Fierce?

I like that he’s reading a book from the library. Captain Canada knows the value of taxes well spent.

At this point Nintendo either has some very awful, awful marketing departments, who insist that short-handing supply lines is a good idea, or Nintendo really is that bad at managing production of their hardware.

Why the Banksy hate Jezebel? This article sounds like the kid at school who is too cool for EVERYTHING and hates it ALL.

All dudes: Fully armored.

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

...yeah, no, sorry, fuck you Bethesda.

If the creative people with whom Anita Sarkeesian meets have so little conviction in their work that they wilt to her whims the moment she talks about what she values in the depiction of women in games, that’s on them, no?

I really hate all this articles with names like “Awesome unexpected conclusion of X competitive game”, and then a Twitch/YT video of about 3 hours with no indication of when this awesome unexpected moment happened

On the second to last turn of the game, Porygon2 goes for Protect, a move it is almost never seen using. Zheng immediately recognized it as a weird move, but the gravity of the situation didn’t hit him until the opposing Choice Banded Gigalith went for Explosion. At that point, his mouth hung open, speechless.

What about being honest, and asking questions to clarify and show the person you are talking to interest?

How would the old texture for Vaan’s abs “offend the delicate sensibilities of the public?”

I mean, yeah, the texture was bang-on for the time of the game’s release, but that kind of flat texture-overlay looks and feels incredibly outdated now, so softening the texture makes sense.

I’m genuinely curious how that sort of…

Nice try Beyonce, we know it’s you.

Yeah, alright. But when are y’all gonna stop this infinite scrolling thing?

The younger siblings of the world are pressing X to pay respects

“That your expectations somehow make this a disappointing tells me you’re just an entitled gamer that continually expects “more” and “better” no matter that you fail to grasp what those concepts even mean”

Jesus Christ, please calm down. It was my personal opinion, I even said it was an unrealistic expectation. I…