Marriage is two people agreeing that the government can divide up their stuff when they inevitably break up.

In Georgia you have to wait 45 days but that’s merely because a lawsuit has 30 days within which to file an Answer and another 15 days to file a “default” if no Answer has been filed. It can be faster if the parties file the complaint, answer and settlement agreement at the same time and ask a judge to sign off on it.

He got sued, he got prosecuted. What more do you want? Him to apologize to YOU? Fuck you.

Sums it up.

It’s not like he’s running for office or something.

You realize Don Draper is a character in a script, right? Then an actor got hired and a director told him to stand here, stand there, make a face like this, and say these words?

The Attrition Championships continue!

Your opinion is wrong.

Traffic must be bad to keep taking this shortcut.

Give players the option. No school, paid $25k per season(?) plus housing and training table. Or go to school and live under the current regime. Gets rid of the fake class problem for athletes who can’t read.

That’s why we go to college. High school teaches basics.

Valar Morghulis. But fish.

Algorithm. That is all.

They get what they deserve. Hearts for the liberals who are stuck in those states for whatever reason.

On the other hand, Chemistry, Math, English/American Lit, foreign languages, P.E., Civics, etc. hardly change with the passing years. In other words, who needs a book to tell you who the current president is? Oh, dummies.

Our four fathers taut demselves.

Immigration laws don’t work so we should just get rid of all of them.

Jesus is president of Univision and his response was “no bueno.”

Because it’s confusing to you doesn’t mean it’s confusing to folks who matter. Take the President for instance, he matters and he’s confused, so that’s a problem. You’re confused, who gives a shit, doofus.

I’m taking the speeding ticket I got in the national park to The Hague.