At the Brazilian steakhouse, we flip the coaster over from green to red when we want them to stop bringing meat then back to green when we can handle more.

They only have bourbon on tap in Kentucky.

ZEROwater is best. $34 then filters that last forever.

Wait, that’s an actual shirt he’s wearing. Who kidnapped Russ?

Breitbart and friends would still show up and get all the questions.

I’m praying on that Chinese satellite crashing into Mar-a-Lago this weekend.

Garnett will happily sign $10 million contract to ref games.

“Bitch broke her own damn jaw. Twice.”

I really wish I could lose my chains.

Looks DC Comics Superman.

The Lansing StateJournal article says that MSU has paid over $17 million so far to law firms and consultants.

Decades ago when we had to sneak around to do shit we were all safer. Now our phones and computers tell on us.

“Etch-A-Sketch” Romney. Google it.

Oh you know they will do that thing. Guaranteed.

It’s all normalized now. Just two years ago, if Obama had effed anyone, much less a porn acress, calls for his resignation would be deafening.

Dump White House investigates self.

You are already fucking yourself so just go harder.

What is professional cycling? Who created this profession? Why don’t they have professional places to practice. Footballers don’t practice on the highways.

Had never heard of NRATV until last month. Now they get their content amplified by mainstream media whenever they shit out a comment. Feels like all the free advertising Dump got during his presidential campaign. Just stop.

Area man diagnoses armed shoplifter is what you literally just said.