[dumped tea in Boston Harbor while disguised as minorities]

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I could deal with losing my wins and reputation if I got to keep the $10 million. Rough life.

Um, colleges already have human resources departments in place to deal with employment issues. Try again.

I have the answer. Pay the players and don’t make them go to school. Make a maximum like $50k per season for ACC, SEC, Big10, etc. and less for lesser leagues. High school players can compete for them Benjamins. Alternatively, players who prefer the education can go scholarship instead. Finally, and the best part,…

By delicious I really mean the most batshit, crazy, straight out of the Veep writers’ room imaginable.

A toolbar is that thing below the menus on a program. Such as the icons for print, margins, open file, close file, etc. The helicopter guys are idiots, but as law enforcement that’s halfway expected.

Tom Benson died?(!)

It would be delicious if a Democratic Speaker of the House became President if Dump and Pence fail out.

“and willing to run”

There are Four Lights!

Thirty years ago bought a Walkman at SM and it came down a conveyor belt in a big box. Got home and found it was a box with six Walkmans.

Well, if you did it legally in Germany then no fear of USA prosecution?

Could only take a few episodes of Westworld. Not a fan.

Can’t remember when I quit it but it had become a slog. Whenever I read reviews of it no one ever mentions zombies. Are zombies still on the show?

Inhumans kept getting worse — we were supposed to be rooting for the deposed monarchs who had a bunch of underground slaves? Abandoned.

After the first couple seasons, I got through House of Cards by just watching the first and last episodes of subsequent seasons.

But, as it turns out, white mom of black child still sent the most heinous racist shit to herself. Save that child.

White is the new Black.

[lacks exclamation points]