Actually the academics at UC are widely regarded as the nastiest, cheatiest, pettiest and most vindictive in the world. In academia. That’s really saying something.

I’ve been suuuuper impressed by Too Faced recently. I feel like they have really stepped up their game. I’m sort of obsessed with their Melted line.

I’ve been on this wine tour. It’s literally 2 hours of crazy drunk white ladies tripping on pills.

Looks like the other women on board were traveling on the White Whine train.

Okay, kicking them off the train seems really extreme...BUT I gotta say I can’t stand groups of people who have zero consideration for others with their loud laughing...all races, all genders, all types. It’s obnoxious. I’ve watched entire bars clear out because one or more people think it’s fine to cackle at top…

Okay seriously I have been to Napa Valley and although I’ve never been on the wine train, literally every single place in Napa is white women getting drunk and being loud. Every where. Even French Laundry. And that place is hoity toity af.

Yes, that smile says I’m recovering from a cold sore and could possibly have genital herpes.

The problem is that you’ve boiled this film down to “a movie about a successful group of misogynists” when it’s actually a lot more than that, particularly given all of the anti-blackness going on around the country.

Actually, that’s a lot of money for any movie, period. And the most a debuting R-rated movie has ever made in the month of August.

What a time for this movie to drop: Amidst all this shit going on in America, Ferguson, North Carolina, everywhere, black people getting treated like shit. Hip Hop is resistance, always has been. Time we get back to it’s roots.

“To be a woman who loves hip-hop at times is to be in love with your abuser.”

She’s lovable for sure, but there is ONE reason black don’t crack...moisturizing. It’s not something we do just to do it. If I shower and don’t my skin feels itchy...thirsty. So I water it. I’ll be 33 in two weeks and still get carded for smokes. Oh yeah...I drink and smoke like a fucking sailor...but I look 15.…

Happy a male could step in here and tell us all how old she really looks. Thank you!

Now it has been 24 hours of unabated stabbing pain.

To prevent further aging, never leave the house without sunscreen. If some aging has set in, you can try peels. Some people go for paraffin wax baths, but I never understood why.

Hey guys! That wedding I mentioned a while ago? It finally happened!

Or hate to love, which is my case.

Yeah, this would be funnier if Melville didn’t make us trudge through an entire, lengthy chapter about the different whale species, what made the sperm whale so special and the fact that, in his opinion, whales were definitely fish.

i talked to a scientist and the species is “moby dick”

Ugh, Moby Dick is a SPERM WHALE, not a HUMPBACK, duh, god.