Something something pets resembling their owners et cetera.

Mr. Trump said “blood was coming out of her eyes and whatever” meaning nose, but wanted to move on to more important topics. Only a deviant would think anything else.

We all know Brad doesn’t bathe.

I mean come the fuck on Angelina. Come the fuck on.

Ew.

I imagine this is what my ex is doing presently. Not because I’m so awesome (I am) but because he’s spent the last year texting and emailing me, desperate (seriously) for me to respond. I always wonder if his girlfriend knows.

Um, very much yes on this move.

Since this is Just the Lady Parts, can we talk about the part of that lady, Jordyn? What is up with her? She is such a dang creep, always stalking around with narrowed eyes like a panther. I’m weirdly loyal to fictional women, because their characters always get so much blind hate from fans, but whenever she’s on…

From a Chicago resident of ten years who worked outdoors during the two most frigid winters the city had seen in decades, I politely invite you to come here in the middle of winter and decide how long you’d like to walk in bitter cold, lake-effect winds, and poorly-salted sidewalks. If wintertime delivery is there, we…

This comment was like staring into a mirror.

are we done pretending American Hustle was good, at least

It’s uncanny, right?

I’m going to start dealing w everyone who pisses me the fuck off by making pinatas of them.

I work for a shipping company and I manage a single, high volume client. I have a smart phone and a desktop computer and a fancy scanning device, but I still have a yellow legal pad sitting next to all of that because that pad, and one very good pen (I actually swear by this pen), are so utterly necessary to my…

Seriously. Even when it’s shown in porn it’s not about getting a woman off it’s about a dude getting off to a false notion of what gets a woman off.

The wax figures can’t hold a candle to the real thing.

I’m waiting for the “Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board” challenge.

She was smart. People have died.

Tylenol (acetaminophen) can be very dangerous to the liver, and thus should NOT be taken if you have a hangover or if are a heavy drinker.