The judge then went on to change her status to "It's Complicated."

Exactly. Knowing when to pull out the bullshit is half of the skill. These guys didn't fool anyone. Their bullshit was obvious.

Yes, I can see the similarities:

Yes please, more Jessica Lange for everything.

She's comparing her mother, the quitter, to Wendy Davis?

Hey Bristol:

Not Actually Short.

My dog shot a selfie with photo booth, using her own paw. So proud of her.

AND WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVING FUCK ARE YOU DOING LINKING TO FUCKING BREITBART?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

I know I am really supposed to ignore the MRA trolls, but I am feeling sassy and I can't resist.

THE DISMISS BUTTON! It exists for a reason! Don't feed the trolls! Don't feed the fucking illiterate morons! Don't make a MRA dumbasses day so he can go back and tell his bros his war story! DISMISS DISMISS DISMISS!

Here's why that isn't a fair comparison, as i posted elsewhere. Pay attention to the last part:

Seriously, commenters? This man forcibly aborted a woman's wanted pregnancy from her body, violating her bodily autonomy, endangering her in the process from the potential side-effects including bleeding, and fourteen years is too much for you?

Relevant as always

I shower a different amount of times than everyone else here, and I think we should fight to the death about it.

Hot showers are the pinnacle of civilization, IMO. Take away my car, my electricity, my coffee, it's ok. But I want my shower.

Twice a day for showers. As often as needed for your hair type for shampooing.

Her charity was and is directly involved in the perpetuation of poverty. And it isn't even accidental. She believed that poverty and suffering were ennobling, and ensured their victims a place in heaven.

Damnit, look what happened because you said vagina. Wonder who is going to clean up that mess.